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- You don’t have to worry about your roommates stealing your food
- Your toilet paper spontaneously combusts after use
- You’re tired of people asking about those dried Thai peppers floating around in your breakfast cereal.
- More than half of the souvenirs from that last tropical vacation were hot sauces and spices
- You never go in to a food store without checking the price, or selection of hot peppers and hot sauces.
- The door of your refrigerator has more than ten bottles of hot sauce.
- The sissy salsa you made, accidentally, seems to set most of your coworkers on fire.
- “Ring of fire” and “burns twice” actually mean something to you.
- You have ever sent/received contraband Chile seeds from a foreign country
- you sweat, even in the middle of winter.
- You carry one of those little Tabasco bottles around with you. Just in case.
- When cooking, you often start sneezing. Just because.
Yes sir, #4 screams you!