Zucchini sweet and sour

What you need:
paprika
salt
pepper
white Vinegar
sugar
crème fraiche (if not available use sour cream / heavy cream with at least 50% fat)

500g aka 1 pound minced meat.

1 red bell peper
1 Zucchini
1 white onion

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Start with bell pepper, zucchini, white onion. Cut them into pieces of your choise.
Braise one after the other in a saucepan.
Season with salt, pepper, paprika, 2 – 3 tablespoons of vinegar and half a teaspoon of sugar. Peel off a 1/4 liter (one cup) of water and cook for 15 minutes with the lid on.

Fry 500g mince in a pan. Season with salt, pepper and paprika.

Then add the mince to the pot. Mix in one tablespoon of crème fraiche.

Traveling through time isn’t enough

Some people think traveling through time is easy. It might look that way. But they don’t consider that you need to travel space, too. Wait, why space, too?
Let’s start easy. If you want to meet me at work you need 4 dimension. You might think it is just an address, but it isn’t. The first dimension is the street. To make is easy the street goes from east to west in a straight line. Well the street is very long. In order to find me you need the house number. That is like drawing another line from north to south (second dimension). If you think that you are able to meet me yet, you are WRONG! I work in a skyscraper. You need to also the number of the have the number of the floor. Now you can meet me!? WRONG! You might show but at the correct place, but at the wrong time. You might be there in the night or during my lunch break. So you need also the fourth dimension the time.
When it comes to GPS navigation you need those information twice, because you need to know from where and when you are coming.

Now with time travel it is even worse. You are standing on the earth. It rotates with about ~ 464 m/s. If you try time traveling while visiting me, and miss the correct time only by a split second you might fall down a long way down from the height of the skyscraper. But it doesn’t end there. The earth orbits the sun. That is 29.85 m/s additional movement to the earth’s rotation. Our solar system rotates in in our galaxy the milky way. The milky way rotates, too. The galaxy is moving through the universe / space. Plus the universe is expanding. And it the expanding speed is increasing. Good luck with time traveling!. Do the math and meet me in my skyscraper, yesterday! I think this the point most science fiction authors didn’t tell you. So next time you travel through time and space and you are very good. Don’t forget your parachute. If you are not so good in math don’t forget your space suite, just in case…

Remember:

  1. The earth rotates
  2. The earth orbits around the sun
  3. The solar system orbits around the in a rotating galaxy
  4. The galaxy is moving in the universe
  5. The universe is ever expanding. Faster and faster.

Honor / huawei phone disable / remove huawei search

1) Download ADB
2) Enable USB Debugging on your device
3) Connect to computer and verify your device is listed with command “adb devices”
4) Type “adb Shell”
5) Type “pm list packages”, this will show you all packages installed on phone.
6) Type “pm uninstall -k –user 0 com.huawei.search”
7) you should see the word “Sucess” pop up
Well I removed some more bloat ware
adb devices
adb Shell
pm list package
pm list package | grep "huawei"
pm uninstall -k --user 0 com.huawei.search
pm uninstall -k --user 0 com.huawei.appmarket
pm uninstall -k --user 0 com.huawei.himovie.overseas
pm uninstall -k --user 0 com.huawei.android.mirrorshare
pm uninstall -k --user 0 com.huawei.tips
pm uninstall -k --user 0 com.huawei.wallet
pm uninstall -k --user 0 com.facebook.services
pm uninstall -k --user 0 com.facebook.appmanager
pm uninstall -k --user 0 com.facebook.system
pm uninstall -k --user 0 com.google.android.feedback
pm list package | grep -v "google" | grep -v "huawei" | grep -v "com\.android"
pm list package huawei

Wild card domain to localhost because development matters

I have an A record for *.local at my test domain to 127.0.0.1

For web development it is often required to have a domain name rather than a subfolder in localhost. A vhost for a (sub)domain is easy to set up on my local apache instllation. I can have even a free, valid SSL certificate for that vhost. Wait, what? How can I have a valid certificate for free for a local domain? I use Let’s encrypt with DNS chalange. Sure every time I have to update the certifacte I have to change a DNS txt record, but that is easy.

Another reason why I have a wild card record to 127.0.0.1 is that I can add as many vhosts for testing to apache and don’t have to add or change the DNS settings. Also I can use it on every computer as long as it can query the DNS server on the internet. I can even give my co worker my vhost config and it works without changes.

So *.local.apachehaus.de is free for development. But you can’t have a SSL certificate. If you want that, you can do the same trick with your domain.  Happy development.

Die schwierige Arbeit in einer IT-Hotline…

Anfrage von Anwenderin:

Wenn ich ein Film auf meine Diskette speichern möchte, kommt die Meldung, dass auf der Diskette nicht genügend Speicherplatz vorhanden ist.

Dann versuche ich mit -speichern Verknüpfung und dann ist Platz genug und Film ist auf der Diskette.

Problem ist aber, wenn ich diesen Film auf der Diskette auf einem anderen PC anschauen möchte.

Da kommt die Meldung: -nicht gefunden. Aber auf meinem PC funktioniert es. Was kann es sein?

Antwort IT-Hotline:

Sehr geehrte Anwenderin,

in Ihre Handtasche passt Ihr Pelzmantel einfach nicht rein. Ein Zettel mit Vermerk, dass Ihr Pelzmantel im Schrank hängt, passt in Ihre Handtasche rein. Also solange Sie diesen Zettel daheim lesen, finden Sie Ihren Pelzmantel im Schrank.

Schwieriger wird es, wenn Sie Ihre Freundin besuchen und dort Ihren Zettel lesen und erfahren, dass Ihr Pelzmantel im Schrank hängt. In dem Schrank von Ihrer Freundin können Sie suchen, so lange Sie wollen, Ihren Pelzmantel finden Sie dort bestimmt nicht…

Noch eine Hilfe:

Handtasche = Diskette
Pelzmantel = Film
Zettel = Verknüpfung
Schrank = PC
Motten im Schrank = PC Virus
Nachbar im Schrank = Hacker

…alles klar?!

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